Private First Class Dick Simmons 2.0 (suckitblues) wrote,
Private First Class Dick Simmons 2.0

It's not lying, it's twisting the truth into impossible possibilities

Work's been kind of quiet lately. What's up with that? Not that I'm complaining or anything, just... what the fuck man.

Hey Grif, got another message from HQ. They say shoes don't count. Sorry. I tried to reason with them but they said it definitely has to be a real live puma.


I can NOT believe he is falling for this. Sarge would be so proud, I can feel it. I even got him to remember the ammo Saaaarge come back. How can I impress you if you aren't here. Being a leader sucks when it is only Grif I get to boss around. I already did that.


what the-


Tags: a life without sarge, because grif sux, come back sarge, god damn it grif, not my fault grif is an idiot, where is my sniper rifle
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