SUCK IT BLUES. Red team is going to kick your asses until you go whining back home to mommy. Grif, quick, get the sniper rifle. We need to find a warthog. I've got the rocket launcher. Red team, meet up at base. We'll smash those blue fuckers into the ground. They won't know what hit them.
Just like the old days. Only better. Because Blue team sucks even more now. Grif! Where did you put all the ammo?