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No really, I don't see any blues here.
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31st-Jul-2011 11:28 pm(no subject)
Stand still
GOD DAMN IT GRIF
Sir?

Has anyone else been to that coffee shop down in China Town?
I mean, I know coffee is amazing but holy shit, that was the best up of coffee I have had in years.
I thought the Chinese were all about tea.
 
6th-Jul-2011 01:45 am(no subject)
Yes Sir
It's a shame Sarge couldn't be here.

He would have really enjoyed the fireworks.
22nd-Jun-2011 12:29 am - Too Much Blue
Suck it Blues! I mean Reds! Fuck...
WHY WON'T THIS PAINT COME OFF!

God fucking damn it. Stupid fucking suit.
18th-Jun-2011 12:13 am - Suck it Breads
Suck it Blues! I mean Reds! Fuck...
This is stupid. I am the most qualified leader. I should be the one giving the orders. Why don't we have the damn flag yet? Fuck this shit! I'm going to find the tank. Have fun being the worst team ever without me, Red team. P.S. I took the flag. Ha!

SUCK IT BLUES!

FUCK! I mean Reds! 

Suck it Reds! 
15th-Jun-2011 12:02 am - SUCK IT BLUES
Yes Sir
SUCK IT BLUES. Red team is going to kick your asses until you go whining back home to mommy. Grif, quick, get the sniper rifle. We need to find a warthog. I've got the rocket launcher. Red team, meet up at base. We'll smash those blue fuckers into the ground. They won't know what hit them.

Just like the old days. Only better. Because Blue team sucks even more now. Grif! Where did you put all the ammo?
13th-May-2011 09:50 pm(no subject)
I hate everyone
This sucks balls. I almost even miss those retarded idiot blues.
29th-Apr-2011 12:07 am - Don't leave me alone with him.
we're all going to die
So. Do I still have a job or something? Is it just me or have a lot of people suddenly gone missing. Hello? Don't leave me alone here with the junk food junkie! 

I told you the Puma shoes don't count, Grif.

Sarge? Doc? Command? Anyone? Seriously, at this point I'd even welcome a message from Donut or Lopez. COME IN LOPEZ. Que...est something....Queso...

SAAAARGE.
Sir?
Work's been kind of quiet lately. What's up with that? Not that I'm complaining or anything, just... what the fuck man.

Hey Grif, got another message from HQ. They say shoes don't count. Sorry. I tried to reason with them but they said it definitely has to be a real live puma.

[Private]

I can NOT believe he is falling for this. Sarge would be so proud, I can feel it. I even got him to remember the ammo Saaaarge come back. How can I impress you if you aren't here. Being a leader sucks when it is only Grif I get to boss around. I already did that.

[/Private]

what the-

GRIIIIIIIF


WHERE IS MY SNIPER RIFLE?!
Simmons 2.0
Hey Grif, Orders from Command. They need you to go and get seven very important items to complete a magical quest to save the earth. If you find all seven they will let you go home. No more war! It's on the fridge.

I'm going to work. Don't try to burn the place down this time.

Twinkies do not go in the oven. especially with the plastic still on. Extra especially not still in the box of 24.

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